
DUKE NUKEM

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- DUKE NUKEM QUOTES:
Duke Nukem (1991)
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Also known as "Duke Nukum"
• Forget it metal breath, I'll just kick your butt and still have time to watch Oprah.
Duke Nukem II (1993)
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• Why I'm So Great [Duke Nukem's autobiography].
Duke Nukem 3D (1996)
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• (Whistling its own main theme of Duke Nukem 3d)
• "Born to be wild!" [after singing Steppenwolfs song 'Born To Be Wild' on the microphone in the 3rd episode of Duke Nukem 3d, Shrapnel City, level 1]
• Ah... much better! [after peeing on the toilet]
• Yeah, piece of cake!
• Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!
• I like a good cigar...and a bad woman...
• I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire...
• I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
• It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
• It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! (Predated by Nada in They Live)
• My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
• Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
• You're an inspiration for birth control. [after stepping in alien feces]
• Cooool!
• See you in hell!
• Shake it baby!
• I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
• I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
• [After the player has stood still for some time] What you're waitin' for? Christmas?
• Hail to the king baby! [reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 3]
• Let God sort 'em out!
• [after discovering 3 women in a hidden room] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
• [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn! I'm looking good!
• Suck it down!
• Now THAT's gonna leave a mark!
• Damn, those alien bastards gonna pay for shooting up my ride.
• [checking out office computer playing duke3d] Get back to work you slacker!
• Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
• Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
•HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -falling to his doom
• [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine.
• [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
• Damn, you're ugly.
• Who wants some?
• Damn I'm good!
• Come get some! [reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 3]
• It's my way or the....Hell it's my way!
• I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
[reference to Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket]
• [examining the Duke Nukem pinball machine in an arcade] I've got balls of steel.
• Die, you son of a bitch!
• Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
• Blow it out your ass!
• Get away from her you bitch! [in reference to Aliens]
• Groovy [reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 2]
• I ain't afraid of no quake! [in reference to ID Software's Quake PC Game]
• I don't have time to play with Myself! [When examining the Balls of Steel game]
• It's down to you and me, you freak! [when encountering the Emperor]
• Let's Rock!
• No way I'm eating this shit!
• Nobody jacks with our Independence! [after seeing an ID4 spaceship hovering over Duke Burger on a screen]
• Now this is a force to be reckoned with! [after discovering Darth Vader's corpse hanging upside down]
• We meet again, Doctor Jones! [after discovering Indiana Jones corpse hanging]
• What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?
• Yippie ka-yay, mother[beep]er! [reference to Bruce Willis, in the Die Hard Films]
• My boot, your face the perfect couple.
• Wanna dance?
• Gonna Rip um a new one.
•Staying alive, staying alive, la. [singing Bee Gees 'Staying Alive']
• You guys suck!
• You're pissing me off!
• Oh...that's gotta hurt. (says sarcastically after blowing up enemy corpses)
• Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weedwacker.
Duke Nukem: Time to Kill (1998)
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• Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.
• Have you seen my rubber...duckie?
• I'll blow you a new hole!
• I'm God's gift to women!
• Lick My Wet Butt Hole!
• I love the smell of bacon in the morning /Reference to "Apocalypse Now!" and the smell of the napalm in the morning/
• I make this look good. /Reference to Men in Black/
• Lara, is that you? [after picking up a pay phone and listening to a moaning babe]/Reference to Tomb Raider'a Lara Croft/
• Looks like it's TIME TO KILL!
• I got no time to bleed! /Reference to "Predator"
• My home away from home! [in reference to a strip club]
• Suck my boomstick [After killing an enemy with a shotgun/ Reference to the Evil Dead series.]
• [to a male stripper] Hey get your ass out of here Rubbe, and bring me back my chicks!
• The bigger they are, the harder they bleed!
• There's new sheriff in town. (pronounced in a southern accent)
• You make a great belt
• Eat shit and die!
• What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?
• Little pig, Little pig let me in? Or i`ll huff and i`ll puff and i`ll kick your ass in!
• Rubba dub dub getta out of the tub.
• Mmmm! Who want's beckon with the eggs? /After killing Pig Cops/
Duke Nukem: Zero Hour (1999)
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• Blow it out your knees!
• Don't worry, saving chicks is what I'm all about!
• Who the hell are you? My evil twin? (Talking to future self)
• Now hear me! Aliens have traveled in worlds past, for trying change history. I went back and fought them! But my Time machine was destroyed, and now I can no longer chase them through time![…]But remember, if you don't go back and make things right, earth's history will forever change, and mankind could be wiped out!
• Well...so much for my vacation-time.
• You're too good looking to kill, but I'm gonna kill you anyway! (Talking to a clone of himself)
• Chestnuts roasting... as I open fire (In reference to the Christmas carol 'Chestnuts roasting ON an open fire')
• Ahhh, smell those traffic fumes. And no damn aliens! Time for some R & R!
• What the •bleep• is goin' on here?!
• Whoa, Mama! (during his..."debriefing" with the female EDF Commander in the finale)
Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes (2000)
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• Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!
• Welcome to "Cool's-Ville", Population: ME
• I'm your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you're all that stands between me and a planet full of babes - so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project (2002)
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• Ah, New York! It's my kind of town. If I can kill 'em here...I can kill 'em ANYWHERE! / Reference to Frank Sinatra's song "New York" ("If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere...")
• Come on out Morphix, there's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
• Confucius say... DIE!
• Crouching mutant, hidden pipebomb! (reference to the movie "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon")
• Dance for me, baby!
• Guns don't kill mutants, I kill mutants.
• Half man, half animal, all dead.
• I always said, if there was a way to go, it'd have something to do with women, whips, and oil...
• Mother[beep] keycards!
• Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards...
• Surprise, surprise I need a key card
• Time to deworm The Big Apple...
• Time to deliver max pain on the A Train...now where'd I put that subway token? (A reference to the video game Max Payne)
• Time for mutation-mutilation!
• I like big guns, and I cannot lie. (reference to Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Baby Got Back")
• Your kung-fu is through!
• You're goin' down faster than the XFL!
• You are the missing link. Goodbye. (Reference to The Weakest Link)
• Life is like a box of ammo... (reference to the film Forrest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...")
• No token, no ride! [when he kills a mutant on the subway] (reference to Indiana Jones "Zeppelin Scene")
• Makin' bacon!
• Hmmm... That's gonna leave a mark (when he blows a mutant with a grenade)
• So many babes, so little time.
• Hmm, so there is life after death... (After losing a life and continuing)
• Babe: "Oh Duke you're my hero, what can I do for you?" Duke: "You must be 18 or older to ride."
• Rest in pieces!
• I am king of the world, baby!
• This is why I have games named after me!
• Oops, I did it again! (Reference to the Britney Spears song)
• What a pussy!
• What am I? A frog? (reference to the game Frogger as Duke tries to run between cars)
• You talkin to me? (reference to the movie Taxi Driver)
• I could use some new boots. (when Duke encounters a mutant crocodile)
• I don't do windows! (reference to the operating system)
• I have no sex relationships with that robot! (when Duke encounters a robot)
• I see dead people. (reference to the film The Sixth Sense)
• It's a good day to die! (reference to Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation)
• Son of a bitch! (after losing a life and continuing)
• It's my way or... Hell, it's my way! (After blowing up a subway car)
• Say "hello" to my little friend! (reference to "Scarface")
• Babes, Bullets, Bombs. Damn - I love this job!
Duke Nukem Forever (in Development)
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• [From trailer 1998 (E3)] I was born to rock the world!
(From teaser trailer released December 19th 2007)
• I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks... Who's first?
• (From The Jace Hall Show, Episode 1 (5/31/08)) Duke's in a bad bad mood!